When I was still in diapers, I hated for my hands to be dirty. I was eating a butterfinger one day and I would hold out my hands for my dad to eat the leftover chocolate off my fingers. Well, I guess I shit my pants (like kids in diapers do) and I must have felt around in that diaper to see what happened....cause the next thing my dad knew is that I had fingers full of chocolate for him to eat. Too bad that last handful wasn't chocolate. Even as an adult I can remember that, and the horrible cursing and retching that followed. My dad still can't eat butterfingers.
Yes, that is right...ladies and gentleman. I fed my dad shit. I win.
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